Final Year Examination For Relationship Department
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*Course: Introduction to Love Mathematics
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*Course code: ILM 407.

All questions carry equal marks.
(Attempt All Questions).
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1. If a girl is in love for 3 years and at the end, the guy breaks up with her, WHAT is the formula for calculating such love and time wasted?
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2. As a guy, you dated more than 7 chicks at a time. Using the Almighty Formula, CALCULATE
the expenses and loss in handling all of them?
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3. STATE 5 differences between Orobo (fat) girls
and Lekpa (skinny) girls.
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4. With the aid of a labelled diagram, DRAW and EXPLAIN the term "Ukwu".
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(Question 5- For girls only)
5. Using Laws of indices, CALCULATE the disappearance of your boyfriend whenever you
demand for an iPhone 6.
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(Question 6- For boys only.)
6. You send an airtime worth #1500 to your
girlfriend and she sends you a 'Please call me I Love You' text.
CALCULATE the profit and Loss of the airtime being sent and use the proportional ratio to
attain the equation.
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7. You broke up with your girl because of Christmas gifts, etc. Using quadratic equation, CALCULATE how long it'll take you to get her
back in January.
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8. As a guy, you are dating other people's sister, but you don't want any other guy to date your sister. CALCULATE the percentage of your foolish and wicked behaviour. (Take pie =3.14) purple lavender outfits for flower girl
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9. When you check a Facebook profile, 99% of
guys are single as their marital status states,
and 99.9% of the girls are dating, engaged, in a
relationship or married. BRIEFLY explain who they are all dating in not less than two sentences.

10. Briefly explain the term
"Dassy".
11.Use your answer in no
10 to plot a graph.... . .

N/B- Attempt all question to avoid carry-over.
Best of luck.......
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Marker- Dassy